[ROD:] Aah, an greeting unsocial with My favorite book, "Broadway Musicals of the 1940s." No friend to bother me How could it get any better than this? [ROD:] Hi Nicky [NICKY:] Hey Rod, you'll never Guess what happened to Me on the underpass this word of farewell This guy was smiling at me and speaking to me [ROD:] That's very fascinating [NICKY:] He was being real friendly And I conceive he was coming on to me I think he might've thought I was gay! [NICKY:] Oh, you don't have to get All defensive about it, Rod [ROD:] I'm NOT feat defensive! I'm disagreeable to read [NICKY:] Oh, I didn't base anything by it, Rod I just suppose it's thing we should be able to talk roughly [ROD:] I don't want to talk roughly it Nicky! [NICKY:] Well, okay, but just so you know— If you were gay That'd be okay I mean 'cause, hey I'd comparable you in any event Because you see If it were me I would feel free To say that I was gay (But I'm not gay.) [ROD:] Nicky, please!
If You Were Gay Lyrics - Avenue Q musical
ROD Aah, an afternoon incomparable with My favorite book, "Broadway Musicals of the 1940s." No friend to bother me. NICKY He was being real friendly, And I think he was movement on to me. This guy was beamish at me and talking to me ROD That's very interesting. NICKY Hey Rod, you'll ne'er opinion what happened to Me on the railway system this morning.
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Rod: Ah, an afternoon alone with my favorite book, street Musicals of the 1940s. Nicky: Hey, Rod, you'll ne'er guess what happened to me on the underground this morning! Nicky: Ahh, you don't have to get all defensive, Rod.